Vicarious Travel Team,
Tyler has passed on the torch this week to me (Jason) to do the writing. He’s currently engrossed in a cricket match on T.V.
If I could sum up the south island of New Zealand in one word it would be COLD! The city we flew into, Christchurch is one of the main takeoff points for travelers headed to Antarctic. Luckily, Tyler and I planned ahead while on the North Island and wrangled a few sheep to create some fashionable woolen coats.
My buddy Ian Calder who I met while studying abroad in Christchurch was there to meet us at the airport in the classic Kiwi dress of short rugby shorts, socks, and jandals (kiwi for Japanese sandals). Before we knew it we were on the move for the west coast for a stag-do (bachelor party in kiwi language). You might think it’d be awkward to show up at a bachelor party for some guy that you don’t even know (cause we thought the same thing), but New Zealanders are very friendly and before we knew it we were in the middle of more games than we knew what to do with: touch rugby, basketball, jailbreak, american football, circus, knee rugby, bobbing for apples, obstacle courses, and Tyler’s favorite: a game that involved chocolate, a stocking cap, dice, a fork and a knife, and a giant pair of women’s panties. {“This is a lie, knee rugby was my favorite, because team USA went undefeated for at least 8 games in a row, until we collapsed out of exhaustion. USA! USA! USA!” – T}
Tyler and I were beginning to miss the campervan lifestyle, so we rented a campervan, this time including Ian on the deal, and headed south down to Queenstown to try to catch a large winter festival that was on that week. Queenstown is a mecca for adrenaline enthusiasts, so Tyler got to work skiing with his new friends and doing one of the largest bungy jumps in the world, The Nevis.
Deciding that sleeping three in a small campervan was a little tight, Ian and I stuck out our thumbs and hitch hiked south to stay with another old friend at Milford Sound in the fjord lands. Not knowing how the hitching would go we wrote up our wills and said our last goodbyes to Tyler. I’m not sure if it was my or Ian’s good looks, but we made it down and back in a flash with the help of a few other friendly travelers. Milford Sound was incredible but the views were outdone by the fully stocked kitchen that we had free access to through our friend. Spending 6 hours in the kitchen our first night may have been little overboard, but we didn’t care.
{One highlight and quick story from Tyler – I ended up meeting and staying with one of the coolest married couples in the world, the Hazledines, in Queenstown and having a complete blast. On Saturday we all went skiing and Sam and I competed in a Winterfest activity called the “Dash for Cash”; a 50m footrace followed by a Chinese Downhill ski, concluded by a 50m uphill and 50m downhill footrace. The trash talking had been consistent for the few days that lead up to this race and Sam and I decided on a side bet to top the race prize money. Our deal was if he beat me in the race, I’d have to mow their lawn (in the middle of their freezing and frosty winter), and if I beat him, he would eat some chicken (he is a hardcore vegan and dryheaves at the thought of chicken). The odds were way against Team America because the Kiwi in Kiwi (check out sam’s all green jumpsuit) was last year’s reigning champ, but I did have all the founding fathers on my side (given it was July 4th) which gave me more than enough confidence. Sam and I both got a poor start in the beginning of the race which put us in the disappointing middle of the pack. During the ski, we were able to bomb past some competitors (especially Sam who shot over 100 feet off the cat-track to the bottom portion of the course) and made some headway. On the final leg of the course, I was running directly behind sam and we were about 6th and 7th; Sam had started to give up because the prize money was well out of reach; but because I was behind him, I remembered our side bet and fully dove for the finish line to victory (over Sam). I then gloated, lit fireworks, did pullups, chanted USA, USA, USA, and rubbed in my victory as much as possible while sam ate his chicken drumstick; just as any other responsible ambassador of the United States would do in this situation. Great times}
There are many many stories in between and after these events and we’ll let the pictures do the talking.
Much love and adventures,
J & T































































































































